New opening line . . .
Dearly beloved our gathering creates an alternative coding that will not impact the substance of your present or future relationship. However, the codes may be just strong enough to create a space that can offer itself as a non-destructive social narcotic. And this, this is not a bad thing.
Yes, I just got back from my cousin’s wedding. The chicken was juicy. The bar was free. And the speeches were actually quite funny. And all kidding(?) aside I look forward to getting to know the new addition.